whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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