What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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Please Rape William Wright

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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