- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

You bumder!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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