- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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