Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Black people being friendly.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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69.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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John Cena

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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