What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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White NBA players.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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