- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

im gey

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

you first

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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