- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

guest what i love pancakes

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

ask me if im a door yes

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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