- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

lewis ya baggy fuck

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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