- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Dude man, I'm high...

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

womens rights.

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