Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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