Is J.P. dumb? Yes

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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