A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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