- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

whats black and strange a paki

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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