how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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God

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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