What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

You were born.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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