- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

YES! EXACTLY!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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