What did the man with no head say to the women?

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Barack Obama

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Why did? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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