- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

the holocaust

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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