- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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