- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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