Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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