- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids."

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

chinga tue madre Ryan

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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