Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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