Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

So, how 'bout that airline food?

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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