Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

THE END.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Your mom.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

KILL WHITEY

9/11

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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