- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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