- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What's two plus two? Window

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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