- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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