What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Send "What Makes You Beautiful" Ringtone to your CellShowHideSong Notes - Go behind the words! You're insecure, don't know what for You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or Don't need make-up - to cover up Being the way that you are is eno-o-ough Everyone else in the room can see it Everyone else but you Baby you light up my world like nobody else The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed the way you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! If only you saw what I could see you'd understand why I want you so desperatley Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe You don't know Oh oh You don't know you're beautiful! Read more: ONE DIRECTION - WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/what-makes-you-beautiful-lyrics-one-direction.html#ixzz1sJdk3KHD Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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