your mama so old, shes dead.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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