- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Moral

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What african eat for christmas Sand.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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