TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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womens rights.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Anti Joke

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