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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

i had sex.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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