- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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