- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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