- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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