Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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