- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Republicans

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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