What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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