- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

The GOV and the WHO?

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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