Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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your face is kinda funny

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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