- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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