- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Alchohol.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Knock knock

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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