Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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derp

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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ecks! why zee?

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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