- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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