- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Barack Obama

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did? Yes

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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