Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

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