So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Where's my tractor?

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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