Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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antijoke is the best website.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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