Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Haha, I get it..

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wael.. nuff said

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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