- Anti Joke

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did? Yes

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"