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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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