What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Three black men were walking...

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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