Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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