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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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