Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

The Big Band Theory

thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...