- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

david weres the slug gone

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

knock knock whos their a person

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

France had one revolution

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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