When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

How come grilled cheese?

where is the world?

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Wolfjob.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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