Cows are land manatees.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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