Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Shea's sty....

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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