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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.