- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

I need to start studying.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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