Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Microwave

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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