Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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YOU

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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