Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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