- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Sex vagina. lol.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

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