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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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