A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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thomas!!!!

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why? Why not?

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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