A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why? Why not?

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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retard

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Daniel is a fag

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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AIDS.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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