Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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