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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

wanna here a joke? you.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Your mom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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