- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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