What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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shut up elliot

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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book 'em danno

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Anti Joke

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