Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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i killed my family

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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I'm hungry.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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