- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

This is not funny.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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