- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

Jews

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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