Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Your future.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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