What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Tucker Rivera

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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tim has no humor

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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