What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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