- Anti Joke

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What happened to my sunglasses?

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What is 33 + 1? Penis