Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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men

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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