"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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This joke is funny

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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