Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Religionh

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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shut up elliot

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Ken wins!

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Anti Joke

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