- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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