why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

TIMMY

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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