a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

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