Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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