- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

You are joking right?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Womans baksetball...

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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