- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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