- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

guest what i love pancakes

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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