- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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