"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

wanna hear a joke? i dont

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

vote this down and i will DOX you

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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