- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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