Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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