A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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