knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

What's red, blue & green all over?

girls basketball

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

hi joshua

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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