A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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