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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

I work at jcpenny

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

its funny cuz i laughed!

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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