- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

vote this down and i will DOX you

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

so today i took a poop. hehe

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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