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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face