So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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whats the capital of congo famine

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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