Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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