How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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YOU

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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