whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

poop.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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