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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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