- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Do you know the muffin man? No

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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