Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Sex education in Texas.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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