What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What's 9+10? 19.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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