- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Knock Knock opens the door

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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