- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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