- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

my egg roll

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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