Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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