- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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