A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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homosexuals are gay

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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