Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Women's Rights

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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