So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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