- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

bryden is a faggot

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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