I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Knock Knock *opens the door*

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sarah Jessica Parker

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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