- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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