- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Jimmy Saville

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Nuneaton..

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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