- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

roses are red violets are indigo

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

I'm HIV positive.

NAACP

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What's clear and wet? water

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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