- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

My Butthole.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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