- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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