- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

whats my name? Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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