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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

have safe sex

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What did Delaware? A coat.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Do you like apples? Yes

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Me Neither.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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