So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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