- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What's green and blue? yellow

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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