What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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69.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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