Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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