- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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