- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A man walks into a vagina

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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