- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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