What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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