Who is John Galt?

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Chuck norris

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

A house comes around the corner.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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