- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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