- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

A baby seal walks into a club.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Im gay What about you

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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