A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Anti Joke

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