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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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