How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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You have friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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