- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Stop procrastinating.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

angelosnyder is not gay

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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